How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

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How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

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Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.

How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

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Which article of clothing is the most ghetto?

A Hoodie.

What do you call an article written about a dead astronaut?

An -tuary!