What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

What do you get when you click to see the punchline?

DEEZ NUTS

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How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.