What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

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How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

What would be Jeopardy?

If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.

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What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

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What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different