What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

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What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

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Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

What would be Jeopardy?

If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.

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What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different