What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

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What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

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What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.

What do you call a boxing on a slackline?

Punchline.

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Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

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What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.