One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different
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A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.
One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different
One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.
That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.
Pop,goes the weasel.
Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.
Grounds for termination.
Serving dual porpoises!
Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow
He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.
Just say "I don't know, make something up"
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.
zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.
A punchline.
A firefly with a short circuit !
If you're not careful, you can pop a ball.
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
They are getting ready for the Bar exam.
