One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different
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One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different
One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.
That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.
Pop,goes the weasel.
With relish
A nun only serves one God.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.
The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)
Republicans weren't off of work yet.
What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !
They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)
Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"
A lawyer
Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
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'Where is the bar tended?'
