Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

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How much for a drink?

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Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.