Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

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How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

How to you make a Hormone?

You kick her in the groin.

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Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

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Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3