Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

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Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

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All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

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Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor