How high can you kick a baby?

It depends. Are you inside or outside?

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What do you call a baby Matt Damon?

A new-Bourne

What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

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What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like?

Depends

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."