How high can you kick a baby?

It depends. Are you inside or outside?

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How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

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What's an old woman taste like?

Depends ...

What does a 90 year old woman taste like?

Depends.

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Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing