Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them .

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What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

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Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

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What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession?

a rem job

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Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them .

What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction?

Wong Wei

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Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

because he didn't C#

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them .