Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them .

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How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

What's the difference between /r/funny and /r/jokes?

is funny and is a joke!

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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

Why don't Germans like humour?

Because it's inefficient!

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What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them .

What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction?

Wong Wei

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Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

because he didn't C#

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them .