What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

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Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.

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How many startup CEOs does it take to change a light bulb?

Change a light bulb Pfft! We are game changers.

How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

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What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

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Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.