Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them .
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Because they both "practice" their professions.
Proctology.
Barbers.
a rem job
Driver
Politics
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Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.
So ve it."
Growing up they hear the best jokes.
In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.
Because he always took the low road.
Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)
Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."
Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.
Because it's bangs were getting long!
Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.
Chasing parked cars.
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!
Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.
George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.
Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border