Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them .
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Because they both "practice" their professions.
Proctology.
Barbers.
a rem job
Driver
Politics
Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea
Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.
Hop in.
on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
This one will sleigh you !
Very fun until it goes Russian.
They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.
One. They'll screw anything
Because he was screwing around.
Easy. More traffic is going to hell.
Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !
He was the vermicellist
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
He wasn't using protection.
When it's internight.