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Why do white people rely on asians so much?

Because without them, they'd just be cauc.

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Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession?

a rem job

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Profession Jokes More Profession Jokes

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call a disabled Asian?

Sum Ting Wong.

Why will there never be an Asian president?

Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

Nigel Farage Jokes More Nigel Farage Jokes

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why do white people like cheese so much?

Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.

What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

Why are there no good racist jokes for white people?

because, only whites are racist.

What do you call a bench with white people?

the NBA

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.