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Why do white people rely on asians so much?

Because without them, they'd just be cauc.

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Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession?

a rem job

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What is the best anti-joke you know?

Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show?

A wok-through.

Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

Nigel Farage Jokes More Nigel Farage Jokes

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What do you call a bench with white people?

the NBA

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)

What sound does a Gordonramseysaurus make?

ITS RAWR!

Profession Jokes More Profession Jokes

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of math is dead?

Aerith-matic..

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.