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Why do white people rely on asians so much?

Because without them, they'd just be cauc.

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Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession?

a rem job

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What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show?

A wok-through.

What do you call an Asian gangster wearing a blue bandana?

A rice crippy.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What joke has recieved the most upvotes on Reddit?

Redditors.

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why do some people dislike twitch chat?

It's just not their Kappa tea

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people?

Dad.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of dog is always amazed?

A Chi-WOW!-ua

What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

Profession Jokes More Profession Jokes

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a space turkey make?

Hubble, hubble, hubble shamelessly stolen joke from the Facebook page of "Grammarly"

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*