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Why do white people rely on asians so much?

Because without them, they'd just be cauc.

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Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession?

a rem job

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Nigel Farage Jokes More Nigel Farage Jokes

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call a woman with one leg?

Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene

How do you blind fold an asian?

You put floss over their eyes!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

Profession Jokes More Profession Jokes

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a frog make while jacking off?

Rubbit Rubbit

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

Why did the writer not like his friends book?

It wasn't his type.