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Why do white people rely on asians so much?

Because without them, they'd just be cauc.

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Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession?

a rem job

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How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

Why is it good to post jokes about feminists?

It promotes equality.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian getting mugged?

Black and Yellow

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why do some people dislike twitch chat?

It's just not their Kappa tea

Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

Nigel Farage Jokes More Nigel Farage Jokes

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Profession Jokes More Profession Jokes

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them .

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What do you call a bench full of white people?

The NBA.

How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use?

A Beemer.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sounds like a joke, but isn't funny?

an anti-joke.

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y