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Why do white people rely on asians so much?

Because without them, they'd just be cauc.

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Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession?

a rem job

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White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What do call a bunch of white people on a bench?

The NBA

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

Nigel Farage Jokes More Nigel Farage Jokes

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

scream) APPLE!!!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

Profession Jokes More Profession Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian Pothead camping in Yellowstone?

A Yellowstoner.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive