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Why do white people rely on asians so much?

Because without them, they'd just be cauc.

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Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession?

a rem job

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White People Jokes More White People Jokes

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales?

To get their stuff back.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny?

There was a thread months ago but i lost it...

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of car does a dinosaur drive?

a priustoric!

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.

Nigel Farage Jokes More Nigel Farage Jokes

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

Profession Jokes More Profession Jokes

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver