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Why do white people rely on asians so much?

Because without them, they'd just be cauc.

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Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession?

a rem job

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Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian penguin?

A penguyen

What do you call an Asian woman with a leg shorter than the other?

Irene

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

Profession Jokes More Profession Jokes

What was the first profession to go all digital?

Proctology.

What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a chocolate bird make?

Cacao! Cacao!

What is Sean Murray's favorite song ?

The sound of silence

Nigel Farage Jokes More Nigel Farage Jokes

What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.