It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
A: A-cue-stick.
Because it had a hole in the middle.
Because seven ate nine.
Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.
A: You get your job and your wife back.
Bada bing!
Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)
Too many horses were drowning.
Irack.
It's retarded.
