It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
You put a guitar in his hands.
An algorithm.
Snow White's virginity.
How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.
Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.
A: You get your job and your wife back.
log log log log log log log log log...
A-flat minor.
Cross country
Norse Korea
It's retarded.