Which country has a drug-addicted king?

Hyrule.

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Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.