What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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What do you call someone who likes speed?

Racist.

What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

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What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one