What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

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Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

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What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.