How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

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What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

Mine's embalming fluid.

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

What do you call an unsweetened, kosher lemonade?

acidic juice

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How do you make a German shepherd?

Put him in a synagogue.

Why was the whittler banned from his synagogue?

Because he made his rabbi a little cross.