How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

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What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

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Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much?

Because, it's acidic juice.

How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

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How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.