How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

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Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

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What do you call an unsweetened, kosher lemonade?

acidic juice

How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

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How do you make a German shepherd?

Put him in a synagogue.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.