Why was the whittler banned from his synagogue?

Because he made his rabbi a little cross.

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Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

you are turbanned

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How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.