Why was the whittler banned from his synagogue?

Because he made his rabbi a little cross.

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Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?

Ban-she ban-she !

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How do you make a German shepherd?

Put him in a synagogue.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.