Why was the whittler banned from his synagogue?

Because he made his rabbi a little cross.

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Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

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Why was the whittler banned from his synagogue?

Because he made his rabbi a little cross.

How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.