Acidic Juice Jokes

What do you call an unsweetened, kosher lemonade?

acidic juice

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much?

Because, it's acidic juice.

How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

You might also enjoy:

Lemonade Jokes More Lemonade Jokes

What does Batman like in his lemonade?

Just ice.

What do you get when you mix lemonade and ice tea?

A dead golfer...

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

What do you call it when a lemon jerks off her own brother until he chafes?

Inzest

Synagogue Jokes More Synagogue Jokes

Why was the whittler banned from his synagogue?

Because he made his rabbi a little cross.

How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

Orthodox Rabbis Jokes More Orthodox Rabbis Jokes

Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much?

Because, it's acidic juice.

How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Change?