How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Change?

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What changed to make The Fantastic Four the Fantastic Three?

Nothing.

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

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How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

How many old-timey gangsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We ain't sayin' nuthin'.

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How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Change?

Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much?

Because, it's acidic juice.