How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Change?

Previous Random Joke Next

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many dead whores does it take to change a light bulb?

More than three, I still can't reach it.

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many immature people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

69

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

Orthodox Rabbis Jokes More Orthodox Rabbis Jokes

How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Change?

Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much?

Because, it's acidic juice.