How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything!

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

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How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

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Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)