Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

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What happened ?

Me: I turned 13....

How did Geordi La Forge go blind?

He turned on the UV light in the Holodeck.

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What is the average lifespan of an owl?

A little over 6 books.

What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

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What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head