Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

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What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

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What do owls sing when it is raining ?

Too wet to woo' !

What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

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Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.