What happened ?

Me: I turned 13....

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Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

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How do you turn regular water into holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

A: To turn the blinker off.

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What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!