What happened ?

Me: I turned 13....

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What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle

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What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

Two brunettes and a red-head.

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3