What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

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What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

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What's a feminist's least favorite food?

Gender rolls

What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

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What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

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What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

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What's faster than a black man dodging cops with a TV?

His brother with the laptop.

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer