What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

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What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?

Oh, the huge-manatee

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Debrie everywhere.

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What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

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Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

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What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!"

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

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It's the sea section.

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What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

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It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

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