What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

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What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

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What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

What's a feminist's least favorite food?

Gender rolls

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Dell Jokes More Dell Jokes

What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer