What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine ?

I'm font of you.

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What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine ?

I'm font of you.

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!