What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine ?

I'm font of you.

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How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

What do you do if your girlfriend is choking ?

Back up a few inches

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Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.