What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine ?

I'm font of you.

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What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

Dayuum. I'd hit that."

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

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What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!