What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine ?

I'm font of you.

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

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How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....