What do you do if your girlfriend is choking ?

Back up a few inches

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What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

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What do the Texas Rangers & Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.

What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?

Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke."

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How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches