What do you do if your girlfriend is choking ?

Back up a few inches

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What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

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What do you do if your girlfriend is choking ?

Back up a few inches

What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

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How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill