What do you do if your girlfriend is choking ?

Back up a few inches

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What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

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What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

What should you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a couple of inches.

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches