What do you do if your girlfriend is choking ?

Back up a few inches

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Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

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What did PSY say when he choked on a burger?

Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop ... Whopper Gangnam Style.

What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?

Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke."

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.