A 100 dollar bill you pervert!
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Money.
In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.
She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.
You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last
Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.
Because then it'd be a foot
Back up a couple of inches.
Kermit the frogs middle finger.
Pull back a few inches
A hundred dollar bill.
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Nothing.
my pen is
Back up a few inches
Just three inches.
Not a damn thing! I thought it was time we had some racist jokes towards someone who isn't black for once D
he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.
They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.
A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
About three inches
About three inches.
100$ bill
Almond Joy.
Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.
She answered "About an inch".
Nothing
A: a $20 bill
Because they don't have any feet!
Folding money.
He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest
Where my dogs at?
A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.
B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.
They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.
Snow Storms
One composes, the other decomposes...
The pizza can feed a family of 4.
Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !
Bruce Banner
A Pi fighter
He was caught doing lines of math!
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
The pavement
Crumbs!
