What is hard and six inches long?

my pen is

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What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

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What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

Where do bad pigs go?

They get sent to the pen.