What is hard and six inches long?

my pen is

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How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

Where do bad pigs go?

They get sent to the pen.