What is hard and six inches long?

my pen is

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Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

What is white and twelve inches long?

Nothing

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Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.