How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

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What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

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Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

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What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

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What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

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What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?

Two flutists playing in unison.

How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.