How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

Previous Random Joke Next

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

What did the redneck say to his sister?

Oooh yeah, baby!

Banjo Jokes More Banjo Jokes

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

Unison Jokes More Unison Jokes

How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?

Two flutists playing in unison.