How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

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Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

What do you call a guy who plays Fallout?

A Fall Out Boy.

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Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

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What did the redneck say to his sister?

Oooh yeah, baby!

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

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What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.

Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?

A: Saves time.

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How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?

Two flutists playing in unison.