How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

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What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

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What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.