How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

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Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

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Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

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When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ?

the four hands (you dirty minds)

Why was the pianist so depressed?

Because they weren't good at Chopin.