How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

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What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

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How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!

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What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.