What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!

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How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

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How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

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Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap