What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.