What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

What do you call someone who slaps their siblings daughter?

A niece slapper.