How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

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How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

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What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?

Cool Ranch!

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Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

What was it again ?

Sagittarius, Capricorn - No ma'am, CANCER !