How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called?

Doritos

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How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.

How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."