How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

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Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

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How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?

Cool Ranch!

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Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."