How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

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What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

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Why are doritos triangular?

Because they are illuminachos.

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

What was it again ?

Sagittarius, Capricorn - No ma'am, CANCER !