How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

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How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

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What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

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Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

What was it again ?

Sagittarius, Capricorn - No ma'am, CANCER !