How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

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What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

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What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?

Cool Ranch!

Why are doritos triangular?

Because they are illuminachos.

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What was it again ?

Sagittarius, Capricorn - No ma'am, CANCER !

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."