How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

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What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called?

Doritos

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What was it again ?

Sagittarius, Capricorn - No ma'am, CANCER !

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."