What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

What are Mario's overalls made of?

denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why do Chemists have so much debt?

Because they have so much Antimony!

What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'