What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

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What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

What's the difference between aged cheddar and regular cheddar?

The aged cheddar isn't as sharp as it once was.

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How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

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Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

Why did some chemists go broke?

The bond market crashed.

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

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How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'