What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

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Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

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What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.