What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

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What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

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When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

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they pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

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Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

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You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'