Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

Range Jokes More Range Jokes

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

Whats the currency of North Korea?

The NoDinar