Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

How long do chickens work ?

Around the cluck !

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

Range Jokes More Range Jokes

What is the range of a tuba?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Where can you find an ocean without any water?

A: On a map!

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

Why is North Korea so lame?

It's got no Seoul.

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means