Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Range Jokes More Range Jokes

What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why is the ocean always wet?

Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.