Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What do you call too many chickens on a farm?

A cluster cluck.

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

Range Jokes More Range Jokes

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means