Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs?

If you're good at something never do it for free.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth