Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs?

If you're good at something never do it for free.

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Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

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What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone