Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs?

If you're good at something never do it for free.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart