Grenade Jokes

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

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How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs?

If you're good at something never do it for free.

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

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How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What "c word" describes my girlfriend and why I'm not getting any?

Carpaltunnel

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating?

A Feyonce

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What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

What's the Difference Between Guts and Balls?

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How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

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Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

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Why haven't you pulled over yet?

I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."

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What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.