How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

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Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

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How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

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What's your chicken sandwich called?

A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

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What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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How do you call a play on numbers?

A pin.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.