How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

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What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

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Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!