How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

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What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

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How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

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How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs?

If you're good at something never do it for free.

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

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What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!