How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

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What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

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When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

How do chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

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What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

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How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back