How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.

How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

What do you throw to a drowning banjo player?

His mandolin.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?

Nought two sixty.