How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?

Hi Buster."

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.