What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

Why are anorexic people cannibals?

Because they're always putting their fingers in their mouths.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back