What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs?

If you're good at something never do it for free.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth