What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs?

If you're good at something never do it for free.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth?

I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."

What does a Blond do every Sunday?

Swallow Jesus.

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?

Hi Buster."

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!