What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

Why are anorexic people cannibals?

Because they're always putting their fingers in their mouths.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix?

No whey.

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

What do you call a blond that dyed her hair brown?

Artificial Intelligence

Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!