What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

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How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

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Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

What does Iraq and Bristol Palin have in common?

Both of them are hard to pull out of.

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What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

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What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth