What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

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What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water?

What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water? Pollution What do you call it when you throw all the black people in the water? Solution.

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

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Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

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What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.