What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

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What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

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Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

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Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)