What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

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What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

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How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

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What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)