How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

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Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

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What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

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How do you get a witch pregnant?

How do you get a witch pregnant?

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.