How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

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What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

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What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

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Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.