How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

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How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

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How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

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Why do witches have stiff joints ?

They get broomatism !

Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.