What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time?

Give her the dong.

What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.