What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

Previous Random Joke Next

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

God Jokes More God Jokes

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.