What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

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What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

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Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

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What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

What console does god use?

Praystation