What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

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What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

What's the top selling book of all time in Korea?

101 Ways to Wok Your Dog

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Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

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What's Bruce Lee's favorite hotel to stay at?

The HYATT!!

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

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What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

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Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

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What is this movie about?

It is about 2 hours long.

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"