Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"
Marblehead
Juan nail at a time.
DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.
Angles in the Outfield
They add another coat.
Student: "By staying home"
The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?
Food's on me tonight.
Because the supermarket closes at 7:30
crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!
They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!