What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

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When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

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What made you leave it?

well, the movie ended so

Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

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Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

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What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!