What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do You Use ?

Girl : Adobe Photoshop CS5!

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

Adam Sandler Jokes More Adam Sandler Jokes

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

What's Adam Sandler's favorite salsa?

Medium Pace