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Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

How do cats let us know that they are in pain ?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you get girls?

Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.

How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

Adam Sandler Jokes More Adam Sandler Jokes

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

What's Adam Sandler's favorite salsa?

Medium Pace