Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

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Whats a joke so bad its funny?

I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

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What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

dead walkers

How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.

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Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

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What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Why'd the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

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What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

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Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

What is a terrorist's favorite board game?

Tumbling Towers.

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What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.