ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.
Goad-diggers.
Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it
A condescending con descending.
They can't even.
Getting ready for work
Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"
Because he drank it before it was cool.
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
It's a Taurus!
If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!
They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.
No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.
Crumbs!
