Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

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I want my Nickleback....

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They glazed into each other's eyes

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Astronaut-----

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Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

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What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!