Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

What star sign is a donut?

It's a Taurus!

What do you call a donut that is out of this world?

Astronaut-----

Tumble Jokes More Tumble Jokes

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

What is a terrorist's favorite board game?

Tumbling Towers.

Crumb Jokes More Crumb Jokes

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!