Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

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Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

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Rust-in-peace.

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Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.