Flat Mate Jokes

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

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King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

Why is SAE not that racist?

Because some of their best friends are black... for halloween!

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas