Flat Mate Jokes

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

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Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?

Frostbite.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)