Flat Mate Jokes

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

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Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.