What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

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What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

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A half-ton pickup.

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Because they're both roasted

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Ford was my best friend.

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He couldn't fit in the elevator.

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A gorillian dollars

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.