What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir

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What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

Where do sick boats go?

The Dock

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What are the level differences between nannies?

Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo