What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What is the strictest part of a ship?

The stern

What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure

Where did the sick boat go to get a checkup?

The Dock!