What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the mexican push his wife off the cliff?

Because he wants tequila. Literally.

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom?

Time to go to sweep.

What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure