What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

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Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Where do sick boats go?

The Dock

Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure