What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

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Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

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What is a zombies' favorite food?

Brains. What is a dyslexic zombies' favorite food Brians.

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

Brain Sturgeon Jokes More Brain Sturgeon Jokes

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.