What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

Phd Jokes More Phd Jokes

What do you call a black person with a PHD?

A Doctor you racist!

What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

Brain Sturgeon Jokes More Brain Sturgeon Jokes

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.