What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

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What do fish smoke?

Seewead

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

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What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

Why can't black people get PhD's?

Because they can't get past their Masters.

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What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.