Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

What do you call a road that doesn't care about anyone?

A psycho-path.

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What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

Neuron Jokes More Neuron Jokes

Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones