Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

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Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

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What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.

Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

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Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones