Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous